End User License Agreement · Effective date: June 12, 2026
These Terms of Use ("Terms") are a legal agreement between you and the developer of Squabbler ("we," "us," "our") governing your use of the Squabbler app (the "App"). By downloading or using the App, you agree to these Terms. If you don't agree, don't use the App.
The short version. Squabbler is comedy. Only feed it arguments you have the right to share, get the okay of anyone you record, and don't upload other people's copyrighted material (like songs, music, or shows). You're responsible for what you submit.
Squabbler is an entertainment app that referees real-life arguments and produces a playful, for-laughs verdict — a who-won score, highlights, and a snarky take. It is comedy and entertainment only. Nothing it outputs is legal, medical, psychological, financial, or relationship advice, and verdicts are jokes, not findings of fact. Don't rely on them for any real decision.
The App is licensed, not sold, to you. This license is governed by Apple's standard Licensed Application End User License Agreement (the "Standard EULA"), which is incorporated into these Terms by reference, together with the additional terms below. If anything here conflicts with the Standard EULA, these Terms control to the extent permitted. You acknowledge that this agreement is between you and us only — not Apple — and that Apple is not responsible for the App or its content. Apple and its subsidiaries are third-party beneficiaries of these Terms and may enforce them.
"Your Content" means anything you submit to the App for analysis — live microphone recordings, audio files, pasted text, screenshots, and uploaded documents. You keep ownership of Your Content. You are solely responsible for it, and by submitting it you represent and warrant that:
No copyrighted material that isn't yours. Squabbler is for refereeing your own arguments. Do not submit content you don't have the rights to — including copyrighted music or songs, recordings, audiobooks, podcasts, TV or film clips, or other people's posts, messages, or work — except your own argument. If you submit such material, you do so at your own risk and you, not us, are responsible for it.
Solely so the App can do what you asked, you grant us and our service providers (the transcription and AI providers described in our Privacy Policy) a limited, worldwide, royalty-free license to process Your Content — to transcribe it, analyze it, and return your result. We do not claim ownership of Your Content, we do not store the content of your arguments on our servers after producing your result, and we do not use it to train models or for advertising. Your saved results live on your device.
You agree not to use the App to:
We respect intellectual property rights. Although we do not host or retain the content of your arguments, if you believe content processed through the App infringes your copyright, contact us at rolledrichards@gmail.com with: a description of the work, a description of the allegedly infringing use, your contact information, and a statement that you have a good-faith belief the use is unauthorized. We will respond appropriately, which may include restricting use of the App by users who repeatedly infringe.
Squabbler offers a free tier and an optional auto-renewing subscription ("Squabbler Pro"). Payment is charged to your Apple ID at confirmation of purchase. Subscriptions renew automatically unless cancelled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period, and your account is charged for renewal within 24 hours before the period ends. You can manage or cancel anytime in your App Store account settings. Any free trial's unused portion is forfeited if you buy a subscription during the trial. Prices are shown in the App before purchase.
The App is provided "as is" and "as available," without warranties of any kind, whether express, implied, or statutory, including any implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, and non-infringement. We do not warrant that the App will be uninterrupted, error-free, or accurate. Again: the App is comedy and its output is for entertainment only.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, we will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss of data, goodwill, or profits, arising out of or relating to your use of the App or Your Content. Our total liability for any claim relating to the App will not exceed the greater of the amount you paid us for the App in the 12 months before the claim or US $50.
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless us and our service providers from any claims, damages, liabilities, costs, and expenses (including reasonable legal fees) arising out of or related to Your Content, your use of the App, your violation of these Terms, or your violation of any law or any third party's rights — including any claim that Your Content infringes a copyright or other right or was recorded or shared without required consent.
We may update these Terms from time to time. When we do, we'll revise the effective date above. Significant changes may also be noted in the App. Continuing to use the App after a change means you accept the updated Terms.
Questions about these Terms? Email us at rolledrichards@gmail.com.